imagine if u could hear ur hair growing
hair: goo goo ga ga
me: how cute
6 months later
hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed
me: fuck u *shaves head*
(Source: , via doped-daisies)
Loneliness adds beauty to life. It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes night air smell better.
i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere
it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…
lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus
If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself
My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you”
The important thing is she hasn’t yet and that means she loves you.
The years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready.